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Why Can’t Apple Admit When Their Shit Doesn’t Work?

I’ve got an idea to save Apple some money:  Instead of paying support technicians, they should just have an autoreply … Read more

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How to Store Chicken Stock if You’ve Run Out of Containers

I can’t wait to play jokes on people with this.… Read more

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We Might Need More Sleep #6

Hoots: “Who’s that guy that played the dude that rode the little scooter in the Spiderman movies?”

Remmis: “…”

Hoots: … Read more

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Diablo III Jumps the Shark Before Even Getting Released

According to PC Gamer, Blizzard has added an in-house auction system to Diablo III that uses…. Ready for this? … Read more

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JPMorgan Chase Wellness Program Summer Newsletter Macaroni and Cheese

Description: Simple Mac & Cheese dish that has a bit of spice and crunch

Prep Time: 20 Minutes

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We Might Need More Sleep #5

Last night Remmis was sitting on the couch eating dessert leftovers from Ruggles and he noticed that I was staring … Read more

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We Might Need More Sleep #4

Remmis and I were watching an old episode of The Big Bang Theory that had Sheldon video chatting with the … Read more

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We Might Need More Sleep #3

I sent my mom a check last year through snail mail and she never received it, but no one else … Read more

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Overheard at Work #4

[thunking noises are coming from Person 1's cubicle]

Person 2, going over to see what it was: “What are you … Read more

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We Might Need More Sleep #2

Remmis: “How do you washcloth diapers?”

Hoots: “What?”

Remmis: “How do you washcloth diapers?”

Hoots: “What? I have no idea … Read more

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